#WOULD YOU LIKE A KRABBY PATTY 🍔

[tvgals]

satoru craves love.

satoru craves you like crazy, and not in a sexual way.

“you’re so beautiful, my love.” satoru grins, love adorning his face. you were currently getting ready for a work party, satoru says he was too tired to go to and he didn’t wanna “show everyone up” so he decided to stay home. you smiled at your husband through the mirror, giggling at his compliment. after all these years, you still don’t know how to respond to the way satoru showers you with compliments.

“ugh, satoru!” you whine, flopping on the bed next to him. he looks at you with curious eyes. “i don’t wanna go.” you whine, reaching out for his slender yet warm hand. he intertwines his hand with yours and he smiles, bringing the back of your hand up to his puckered lips, giving your knuckles a kiss. “you’ll be fine, baby. you look amazing and i’m sure you’ll have a great time, yeah?” he coaxes you, fiddling with the hem of your dress. you sigh and scoot to the edge of the bed, your head hung low in exhaustion. “you’re right. i guess i’ll go.” you grumble, standing up and sliding into your kitten heels. satoru follows closely behind you as he watches you get ready to leave like all the times before.

“you always look so beautiful when you leave me. makes me feel a tad left out.” the ivory haired man teased, bringing you back into his body by the small of your back. you chuckle and shake your head, bringing a hand up to caress his face. “i’ll be back before you know it. we can even finish that episode of the good place if i’m back in time.” you smile, kissing his lips. you walk away from your husband and open the door, waving a with a little “see you later.” mixed in there.

this is when satoru realized, he was sad you were gone. he loves his wife, and he loves the way his wife makes him feel. satoru wouldn’t have it any other way.

[enchantedchocolatebars]

Thank you anon and @funnefox for the request!

Cute Miku SpongeBob art I remember liking

I hope this counts as them meeting lol.

The Bubbles 🫧🧽🎤🎵

The sea was a fascinating place filled with marine life and sodium chloride.

Under it, a pineapple house was residing in a tranquil neighborhood right next to a moai house.

"Ah, SpongeBob SquarePants," the French Narrator began, his tone serene as he spoke about the sponge.

"He's befriended many here in the Bikini Bottom. A sea star, a squid, even a squirrel from Texas, but never a blue haired human..."

A brief pause was given before Frenchy continued. "...Until now."

Inside the tropical fruit, our spongy protagonist was sitting on his red chair, cheerily conversating with a human girl.

Her turquoise hair was long and styled in pigtails.

The human was seated on his couch, a light smile shown on her face. She's not sure how she ended up in the sea, but when she and SpongeBob met, a friendship was instantly formed. He was just so cheery and carefree! Kinda like herself.

"So, Miku, you're really a famous singer from the surface world?" SpongeBob asked, eager to know.

It's not often that you get to be in the presence of a pop star from another world.

The vocaloid gave a polite nod as she replied with a hum. "That's right! I have lots of fans and sing many songs. Do you?"

"Only if the occasion calls for one," The sponge would respond in a singsong tone, releasing a chuckle.

If SpongeBob had a nickel for every time he sang a song, he would have a heaping pile of coins, in which he would give them all to Mr. Krabs.

Briefly moving his left hand behind, SpongeBob proudly pulls out a delectable krabby patty on a plate.

The burger begins to glow in all it's angelic glory as a random choir is heard.

"But I'm mostly known for my culinary skills..."

Seeing the sandwich, Miku emits a small 'ooh' in amazement at it, turquoise eyes lighting up.

That burger looks so tasty!🍔

When SpongeBob tucks the sandwich away in his pocket, it somehow fits and safety sinks down, no longer sticking out.

His right hand then travels briefly behind to reveal a small bottle of bubbles.

"...And bubble blowing ability."

Twisting the cap off, he gently stirs the wand around in the soap like a soup for a bit before taking it out.

"Watch this."

Bringing the wand to his lips, he breaths in and blows out a cute bubble in the shape of Miku's head in a chibi-fied style.

A small gasp came from Miku as the bubble floats towards her.

It was absolutely ADORABLE! 💙💕🫧💟

Lifting up her finger, she pops it as a giggle erupts from her throat.

She then applauds the sponge for his beautiful bubble blowing.

SpongeBob can't help but smile at the praise.

Next thing you know, the two are blowing bubbles together outside of the pineapple.

Said bubbles are in the shape of their friends as well as their favorite things such as leeks, krabby patties, microphones, pineapples, music notes, and jellyfish.

[sherbet-shark]

Hi! I just want to say before I request something that I love saying your username out loud. "Sherbetsharksherbetsharksherbetshark" It's so cute and the first thing I imagined when reading it was a cute scented shark stuff toy 🥺

I've been planning this request for days because I don't know how to make it not awkard ✋🏼😭

For my request, can I get a fluff letter that's written by Trey Clover asking permission to reader's parents to marry them? I'm an INFJ-T and a Two on the Enneagram. I am obsessed with fictional food (maybe that's why I love Trey so much). I think it started with krabby patties! 🍔🍔 Last but not the least, I love children's storybooks and hoard a lot of them up.untik this day. I just love reading them and they always remind you to be kind plus it' always full of ✨magic✨. Thank you!

~Fairytale Ending?~

Author’s note: This is so adorable- omg, the fact that I have a yellow stuffed shark plush in my room too, maybe I should take a picture of him xD if I haven’t shown him off already. THIS PROMPT IS SO CUTE, TOO. I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! Also, to note, umm, I made it so that the reader and Trey have been dating for many years after NRC, and the reader is a separate person from Yuu/Mc uwu.

Good evening,

   I hope this letter finds you well and that I may have a moment of your time. As you’ve been well aware, your child and I have been dating for quite some time now. I’ve been grateful to meet them, and I’m not just writing to you to praise your child. I wanted to ask the two of you if I could have your child’s hand in marriage. 

   I might be old-fashioned, but your child means the world to me. Throughout these years, we’ve been together. They’ve been a constant light in my life. As I took over my family’s bakery, they helped out the bakery with my younger siblings and my younger customers by telling fairytales and showing the children magic. The way their eyes light up during their storytelling sessions and goofy acting. 

    It warms my heart to see them work so well with my siblings, parents, and customers. When we first met those years ago, I was out for my fourth year at Night Raven College and had met them while at a job. They were charming and sweet while I was there. I was glad to know them as a person, and I fell in love after speaking with them, and as you know, we started dating. 

    I know we are still young in the span of things, but I can’t imagine myself without them, and I also understand that we’ll not always agree with each other, and we’re not perfect people. But I will be their comfort in sickness and health: hell or high water. I promise to be everything your child needs when everything in life may not go well, but we still have each other. I love the way they light up my life. I love them so very much. I promise to be perfect when things are bad. The way they make me feel loved and cared for is something I will spend my life repaying that kindness.

If you would like, I can come up and speak with you about this more. I hope you have a good rest of your day.

Sincerely,

Trey Clover

[tvgals]

he’s never felt so good before. his eyes roll back in ecstasy and he grips the sheets next to you, whimpers and moans escaping his pink lips. “satoru, baby.. you gotta hush..” you remind your pussy drunk boyfriend.

“m so sorry..you’re so good for me, mama..” he slurs out, bringing a hand to grab and squeeze your plush tits. he can’t help but notice the way it makes you gasp, how you seem to arch up more into his body. he can feel the pushback on his dick and he can’t help but squeal your name out loud. you slap a hand over his mouth and pull his hair simultaneously, forcing him to shutup. that’s when you hear a faint, “satoru?” from down the hall. you shoot him a mean glare and push his weak body onto the bed.

“wh-whatcha doin’?” he moans out, bringing his slender hands to kneed the fat on your hips. “i told you to shutup.” you groan, shoving two fingers in his mouth to keep him quiet. before satoru could get any more sounds out, you two can hear suguru’s footsteps slowly approaching down the hall.

“you better cum fast, pretty boy”

[tvgals]

satoru loves making brownies with you.

he loves making brownies because of the way you used to insist on licking the bowl clean because it has more batter in it for you to eat. satoru was never the kind to eat brownies, says they’re too chocolaty, that was until you made him the best batch of brownies known to man which made him hooked in return.

satoru loves making brownies because it reminds him of the way you used to giggle when satoru would playfully smear a little batter on your face and how it would tickle you purple when he licked it off your face.

he hates how he can never get your recipe to taste the same when he makes it, that when he makes brownies now, there’s no sound of you giggling or asking what movie he wants to watch. satoru drives to your tombstone everytime he makes brownies and brings a couple extra for you to try.

“i know they’re no ‘y/n brownies’ but i tried my best.” he laughs softly to himself, looking into the eyes of the little picture they had of you on your tomb. “i miss you every day, beautiful.” he admits to almost no one, sniffling. his eyes water, in all the times he’s visited you, the tears never stop. he can’t believe that after six years, he won’t ever hear your voice or feel your warmth again. “i think about you all the time, y/n. i don’t even touch your side of the bed incase you ever decide to come back to me.” he smiles, breaking off a piece of his brownie and placing it on the side of your grave. “i just wish you could come back…even if it was for a day.” satoru is full on sobbing now, wiping snot and tears from his carefully sculpted face.

satoru loved making brownies with you.

[tvgals]

pussydrunk! puppy hybrid! satoru who gives you backshots for the first time, he can’t help but let his tongue drop out his mouth as his calloused hands grip hard onto your hips.

pussydrunk! puppy hybrid! satoru who moans and whimpers more than you do, his eyes roaming all around your pretty, pliable body. you praise him and tell him; “you’re doing so well for me, baby..keep going” and that only coaxes him to fuck you harder.

pussydrunk! puppy hybrid! satoru that leans his upper body over your back, his head resting on your shoulder as he drools on on the pillow laying under you. you bring your hand up to squeeze his cheeks and you turn your head to press quick kisses to his face.

pussydrunk! puppy hybrid! satoru who twitches as he feels his high coming, your manicured hands scratching his head. “you can do it, ‘toru…cmon.” you whisper. satoru cums into your wet, warm pussy with a loud moan and quiet chants of your name.

he loves his pretty baby so much 😚

[tvgals]

“i-i..i need you to tell me that you love me..” it comes out as an exasperated sigh, your hands finding purchase in his hair. he looks up at you — he was previously looking at where his dick was entering your poor, weeping pussy — and he looks confused with furrowed brows.

“h-huh??” he mumbles, his pace slowly dying down. “no! no don’t stop!” you plead, hooking your heels around his waist. “just tell me you do…ev-even if you don’t mean it.” you whine, brining a hand down to cup his cheek. he smirks and picks his pace back up, making you curl your toes in ecstasy. he brings his head down to your ear and kisses your earlobe. “i love you, baby.” that was the last straw, the warmth pooling in your belly now releasing out your tired pussy.

“there we go…” he smirks, pounding you harder until he cums inside of you with a groan. “that’s all my baby needed?” he grins, now caressing your cheek and trailing kisses down to your belly button. now it’s your turn to furrow your brows, confused. “what are you doing?” you chuckle while he moves down to just above your pretty clit.

“showing my pussy how much i love her too.”

TOJIII, simon, aizawa, ERENNN, jean, kurro, +ur faves i can’t think of rn ill be back

[tvgals]

mean! shopkeeper! gojo and the one time he was “mean” to his very much pregnant wife.

“babyyyy!” you whined out from the second floor of the shop. gojo smiled to himself at the sound of your voice that he could never get tired of. “coming.” gojo huffs out while walking up the stairs, his back is getting worse by the day. once he hits the top of the stairs, a putrid smell hits his nose. this face scrunches up almost immediately and he brings the collar of his shirt above his nose. “what the hell?” he calls out, hoping you also smelt this awful, awful scent.

“what?” you ask, turning around and facing gojo. oh. you were eating a pickle sandwich…with a side of fried eggs and peanut butter. “baby..” he mutters, dry heaving when the shirt falls from his face. the closer he gets, the smells worsens. “i..understand pregnancy cravings but..” he can’t even finish his sentence without running to the bathroom to, assumingely, throwing up. your eyes well up with tears, you didn’t mean to make him throw up! you place your meal on the dining room table and you “run” (the most you can do is shuffle quickly) the fastest you can at six months pregnant, to your shared bedroom. once satoru is finished with throwing up his breakfast and lunch, he stands up to look for you, the smell still lingering.

“y/n?” he calls out, quietly moving around the top floor for any sound you might make…you weren’t all that discreet, though. your cries started to get louder and louder and eventually hit satoru’s ears. oh no. he practically sprints to your shared bedroom and when he sees your sobbing figure, he kneels next to the bed and scratches your head in comfort. once you look up at him through your wet eyes, you can’t help but cry some more. “oh my goodness, baby. you gotta breathe.” gojo softly reprimands you. moving to sit next to you on the bed and pulling you into his side.

“cmon, talk to me..” satoru says, rubbing your belly. “you’re so mean!” you cry out, softly hitting his chest in your bout of frustration. “what did i do?” satoru chuckles, holding your hand in his. “you-you said im disgusting!” you cry out, but softer this time. gojo’s face scrunches up in confusion, wracking his brain to try and figure out when he ever said anything like that. “what? no i didn’t.” he says, rubbing his thumb against the back of your hand. “well…you implied it! you threw up everywhere!” you say, your breathing becoming steady as you reason with your husband. “oh my.” gojo smiles, rolling his eyes playfully. “no, my love. when you put pickles, fried eggs, and peanut butter together, it doesn’t make the best scent, baby.” he tells you, kissing your cheek. “i’m sorry i made you feel that way, okay? what do i have to do to make my wife feel better?” he asks, turning the tv on.

you think to yourself for a moment. you smile and your eyes light up. “you can bring my plate in here.” gojo sighs and looks over at you.

“of course.”

- sorry if this is inaccurate i’ve never been pregnant

[tvgals]

lover boy! connie who lovesss his chubby girlfriend!! he’s so obsessed with her and her fat tits and pretty face!! all he does everyday is spoil you and drool over you every two seconds! lover boy! connie who treats you like the princess you are, stroking your pretty curls when washing your hair for you, or when you’re on your period and your breasts are sore, he might even put one in his mouth for good measure. lover boy! connie who loves how much confidence you have. connie can’t help but parade you around when you wear your two pieces and mini skirts everywhere, he loves the way you flaunt your body and pretty pretty face. sometimes, your lover boy!connie also can’t help but feel insecure that one day, you’ll find someone better, more suited for your taste. but then connie remembers, no one can fuck you as good as he does.

[tvgals]

give me (black) not-so-bimbo reader x rafe cameron :P

rafe cameron and his not-so-bimbo girlfriend! sure she dresses in all pink and her tits are huge, but, she’s super smart and doesn’t like to be reduced to her high fashion and pretty face.

sometimes, you notice people tend to glance at you once and think they have it all figured out about you, but little do they know that you go to stanford and you’re the best on the debate team!

“well how did rafe and not-so-bimbo reader meet?”

well, a while back (just a few months) you were lounging on the beach, glad there was no wind due to you multitasking of studying and going back and forth from the water with your friends, rafe noticed you and your white swimsuit a mile away! he puffed his chest out and sat next to you, languidly watching you as your eyes flicker between the words on the pages. one of your friends called your name and you look up, laughing at whatever they were doing and contently hummed to yourself. you took a quick look around and locked eyes with rafe, your heart jumping out your chest.

“oh! can i help you?” you ask, giggling a bit. you did find it weird this strange man sat next to you, but you’re always up to make new friends! rafe smiles at you and looks you up and down as if you weren’t there! he clears his throat and speaks up, “i’m rafe cameron. you don’t know me?” he smirks, leaning on his hand. you scrunch your eyebrows and giggle again. “no? well, i’m also not from here, sorry.” you smile, your face lighting up. rafe nods to himself and licks his lips. “where ya from?” he asks , taking the book out of your hands and slowly thumbing through the pages.

“oh! i’m from san francisco! i go to standford.” you explain. peering over at rafe while he looked through your textbook. “right right. so, why’re ya’ down here?” he asks, his eyes still focused on your textbook. lots and lots of legal terms… “i’m just here for my friend’s birthday! i’ll be leaving soon.” you explain, tucking a stray hair from your knotless braids back into your bun. he closes the text book and slides it back over to you, standing up and bringing a hand out to pick you up. “wanna get snow cones?” he asks.

“sure!”

i didn’t know how to end this i’ll be back

[tvgals]

ok so boom, baseball player! ony and his actress! wife strikes again.

ony has been signed to the dodgers for five years now, and he doesn’t plan on retiring anytime soon. he’s been hitting absolute piss missiles for the past year and knows everyone in the league fears him as one of the most feral outfielders in the game.

ony has been on top of the world for years, the biggest headlines featuring his name and how you and him are the best couple to come out since kanye and kim, how the two of you are inseparable and can’t help but show the world, but when you two fight, it’s also obvious to the whole world. ony is a hothead, when the ump makes a terrible call, he’s the first to start throwing curse words and throw and hit shit around the dugout, and you hate it. you hate it because he’s giving himself a bad rap. sure, he could be the best fucking player in the world, but his shitty attitude could cost him a lot.

-

“baby. you know they always make shit worse on tv.” ony argues, leaning back in the drivers seat of his 2019 porsche 718 booster you were pissed. today, the dodgers played against the cincinnati reds, and ony struck out for the first time in a month off of a terrible call, a ball that was basically skimming the ground. he was furious, he stomped his way to the dugout and everyone knew to move out his way. ony flipped out, smashing his bat, throwing around the large gatorade containers, flinging helmets around, the whole thing. you were fuming in the stands, standing up and stomping away yourself. you couldn’t believe ony. you told him that you didn’t wanna see him act a fool in front of all these people again that he was making a bad reputation for himself everytime he acted out…but he never listened.

“you know that everytime you act an ass, it goes back to the dodgers and it makes everyone look bad. you need to calm down.” you reprimand him, scrolling on twitter to see everything people are saying about your husband. “why do you care so much?” he asks, rolling his deep brown eyes. in all honesty, ony couldn’t care less how people perceived him. he’ll forever be known as that dodgers player, that everyone will love him no matter how bad his attitude is. but for whatever reason, you can’t see that. you don’t understand why they put up with him…how you put up with him.

“take me home.” you grumble, firm and angry. ony huffs to himself, stepping on the gas. you watch out the window as you see the trees and mountains pass by as a blur, you felt your body be almost forcefully pushed into your seat, as if you couldn’t lean forward. “ony, slow down.” you warm him, digging your fingernails into the seat. “you wanna go home, right?” he asks, a small chuckle mixed in. your heart started to race and you feel like you can’t breathe. “onyankopon. i am not fucking kidding, slow the car down!” you yell, tears pricking at your eyes. “shutup. just shut up. all you do is preach at me and make me feel like a little kid all the time. i will crash this fucking car if you don’t shut up.” he yells back, stepping on the gas harder. in his haze of anger, he doesn’t notice the deer standing in the middle of the road, or the way you scream, or the way he doesn’t yank the wheel to move out of the way.

the deer hits the car with an insane force of power, taking the bumper off and cracking the windshield almost to oblivion. ony pulls over, the car creaking and shards of glass peppered around the inside of the car. you can’t hold it in anymore and you start sobbing, you can see the way the glass has scarred your skin, you can feel how bad your back hurts and how your eyes feel like they’re about to pop. “what the fuck is wrong with you?!” you scream, unbuckling your seatbelt and slapping ony across the face. he’s stuck in place, his hands grippping the steering wheel with extreme force. “are you fucking kidding me?! you almost killed us and now you wanna be quiet? get the fuck out of here.” you wail, flinging the car door open and steadily stepping out.

you walk away to god knows where, as long as it’s not with that fucking maniac.

[tvgals]

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[tvgals]

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[tvgals]

hey yall!!! i got some stuff in the works for my 6k celebration!! i want yall to pick 🥳

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